What Would You Like for Valentine’s Day?

The adventures of Rusty Waters have found our hero, well protagonist, OKAY, ALREADY, He’s a BUM, everywhere from photographing gorillas in the jungles of Africa to Siberia and the Alaskan Gold Fields – even in Madonna’s room in Buenos Aires.  And YES along the way there has been SEX and ROMANCE. This Valentine’s Day we’d like to give YOU an adventure, but which story would you like to read?

Three sultry, dressed-to-kill women (yes a trifecta; blonde, brunette and a redhead), walk into an almost deserted jazz filled bar one night, eying Rusty, who is savoring a Cabernet at a table across the room.  They sit down never taking their eyes off of him.  They all order Martinis while talking.  The blonde is selected to “get” Rusty.  You’ll never believe her pickup lines…


A long time ago there’s a woman who’s simply, undeniably, crazy about Rusty.  In fact, he’s crazy about her too.  There’s talk of marriage.  Fate tore them apart forever, but Rusty will never forget the scent of the perfume or the feel of the lipstick of that long-lost love.



#1 Dell on 02.06.10 at 8:31 am

The 3 women sound interesting but definitely need some intrigue like one of them is a spy or something.

#2 Rusty on 02.06.10 at 10:52 pm

You are right Dell, they looked like they ALL could have been spies! But they wanted *more* from me than just my secrets. They wanted my…

#3 Crusty on 02.08.10 at 3:08 am

3 broad shemales

#4 Rusty on 02.08.10 at 9:52 am

Good guess Crusty, but I can tell you for sure, these were all REAL women!

#5 Tim Carter on 02.10.10 at 4:08 am

Great hooks. You have a typo on the teaser SEX intro; dressed to kill should be hyphenated: dressed-to-kill.

The Hyphen Police

#6 Rusty on 02.10.10 at 11:16 am

This is what happens when Rusty types late at night with his mind distracted by the very thought of those women! But then Rusty is distracted most of the time! Thanks for your comments Tim. I and my teaser stand corrected!

#7 Cyann on 02.10.10 at 8:25 am

Does either story involve hog-tying Rush Limbaugh & putting duct tape across his mouth? (Oops, sorry… that was a completely different fantasy, but could easily happen if you put him in a room with 3 women.) I fear for Rusty’s heart in his pursuit of a long lost love… have you seen Marsha Brady in 2010? Oh well, go for it.

#8 Rusty on 02.10.10 at 11:45 am

Sorry to ruin your fantasy this close to Valentines Day, but Rush is not in mine! Duct tape…hmmmm, could be! Rusty’s heart should definitely be feared for, you have that correct. But in Rusty’s fantasies folks like Marsha never age! Thanks for your support, Cyann.

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